Alla inlägg under december 2014
Ruth got herself a new dress and jacket and a pair of pink shoes, her favorite color and she went out for a stroll in the winter day. Hey, girl, Where are you pants?? Its frikkin' WINTER! Silly dolls.
~ But.. hey... what's this? Who are you?
Ruth came across a snow-white frog with a silver crown. Weird.
~ My name's Ha....
~ Say wha'??
~ I met a.....
~ You're talking??
~ Of course! You asked a question and I am trying to answer you.
~ Ehhhhhh...
~ It was like this. I was out in the woods, strolling around, minding my own business when all of a sudden this crazy woman appeared. She was dressed all in white and wore a crown of ice. The whole world froze up and I lost memory and woke up like this.
~ Wait? What? What do you mean?
~ But woman. You do understand there aren't any talking frogs. For real?
~ ??
~ For crying out loud. Would you please kiss me? You look the part.
~ Euuuuwwww...
~*sigh*
Ruth thought about it for another second...
~Oh well... Come here then...
*SMACK*
*POUF*
~ Hey! Where did you come from?? Who are you? What's that??
~ Hello, my sweet Princess. Told you so. The wicked Snow Queen turned me into a, no less than white frog, because that is the only color that crazy woman can stand.
*Holy Moly*, Ruth thinks. *Dreams can come true! He is really handsome. And imagine that his wardrobe even matches mine!*
~ I brought you a gift, since you were the one that really broke my spell.
~ Ahhh! And it's pink!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you...
From the editor: Well, Ruth my dear. Calm down a bit. You are embarrassing us.
Seems like Ruth finally met her Prince Charming. His name is Harry, as he was trying to tell her earlier - and just like her, he strolls around sockless.... What's up with that??
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Good thing Harry didn't take a too close look at Ruth's dress.... She tried hard to cover upp her @$$ but did no good in that department...
Was this all just a dream? Well... You never know... - or time will tell.
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